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Kaizer



: 18.11.2008
: 160
: Paris

: , 18 2009, 11:10:35     : Öèòàòà (ìîíîëîã) äíÿ

Õîòåë íà÷àòü íîâóþ òåìó "Öèòàòà (ìîíîëîã) äíÿ". Êàæäûé äåíü õîòåëîñü áû äîáàâëÿòü ïîíðàâèâøóþñÿ öûòàòó (ìîíîëîã) èç ôèëüìà (ìîæíî è êíèãè). Åñëè îêàæåòñÿ òàê, ÷òî öûòàòà íà ÿçûêå îðèãèíàëà è åòîò ÿçûê Âàì íå ïîíÿòåí, òî ïðîñüáà íå âèâíèòü çà åòî äîáàâèâøåãî ïîñò. Òàê æå, åñëè áóäåò ÷òî ñêàçàòü ïî öèòàòå (ìîíîëîãó) - ìèëîñòè ïðîñèì. Íà åòî åñòü âðåìÿ äî ñëåäóþøåãî ïîñòà. Smile

Èòàê, " î÷åðåäü, ññóêèíû äåòè!" Smile

Ñåãîäíÿ õîòåë äîáàâèòü ìîíîëîã èç ôèëüìà "When Harry met Sally". ß áû íàçâàë åòîò ìîíîëîã "Can a man and a woman be friends?".
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Harry: "You realise of course that we can never be friends... men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."

Sally: "How do you know?"

Harry: "Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."

Sally: "So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"

Harry: "Nuh, you pretty much wanna nail 'em too."
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Ññûëêà ñ Þòþá.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFWGOKuFyjk
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"...È ïî ïîâîäó ðàâíîïðàâèÿ ïîëîâ. ß ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî æåíà èìååò ïðàâî äåëàòü âñå, ÷òî åé çàõî÷åòñÿ. Ëèøü áû ýòî áûëî âêóñíî!"
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Thais



: 10.03.2005
: 2238
: Kaliningrad-Petersburg-Paris

: , 18 2009, 14:32:08     :

×òî ýòî òàì Ãàððè áðÿêíóë â êîíöå? "Íàõ..."!? Shocked
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Âîò òàê ýòî ïðîèñõîäèò. Âàì õî÷åòñÿ ñ êåì-òî ïîäðóæèòüñÿ. Ðàçãîâàðèâàòü âàì íåîõîòà, âñòðå÷àòüñÿ ëåíü, çâîíèòü íåêîãäà, òóñîâàòüñÿ íàäîåëî, óæèíàòü òÿæåëî, ïðèõîäèòü ñî ñâîåé äèåòîé - íåýòè÷íî, ñïàòü è ëåæàòü ñ âàìè â øèðîêîì ñìûñëå íîâûå äðóçüÿ îòêàçûâàþòñÿ, ìîë÷àòü ñ âàìè èì íå î ÷åì.  îáùåì, äðóæèòü íàäî áûëî ðàíüøå. (Ì. Æâàíåöêèé)
Kaizer



: 18.11.2008
: 160
: Paris

: , 19 2009, 09:39:49     :

Pulp Fiction (Êðèìåíàëüíîå ÷òèâî). Ïîíäðàâèëîñü åòî.
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The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.
Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.
The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.
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"...È ïî ïîâîäó ðàâíîïðàâèÿ ïîëîâ. ß ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî æåíà èìååò ïðàâî äåëàòü âñå, ÷òî åé çàõî÷åòñÿ. Ëèøü áû ýòî áûëî âêóñíî!"
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Tina



: 10.11.2005
: 4579

: , 19 2009, 22:52:35     :

Kaizer ():
Pulp Fiction (Êðèìåíàëüíîå ÷òèâî). Ïîíäðàâèëîñü åòî.
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The Wolf: Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work.
Vincent: A please would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a please would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help - if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen.
Jules: No, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that, your help is definitely appreciated.
Vincent: I don't mean any disrespect, I just don't like people barking orders at me.
The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the fucking car.

12 (èëè 13?) ëåò íàçàä íðàâèëîñü ýòî. Smile Íà òîé âîëíå, ñ òåìè ýìîöèÿìè, ñ òåì îáðàçîì æèçíè. Ñåé÷àñ óæå íå ðàäóåò, êàê òå âîçäóøíûå øàðèêè.... Laughing Ïðàâèëüíî ãîâîðèë ìîé ýêñ: "Íå ñòîèò ïîääàâàòüñÿ áëàòíîé ðîìàíòèêå"... Rolling Eyes
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Íå áóäèòå âî ìíå ñòåðâó! Îíà è òàê, áåäíÿæêà, íå âûñûïàåòñÿ.
Kaizer



: 18.11.2008
: 160
: Paris

: , 21 2009, 19:04:40     :

Îäíà èç öèòàò èç "Ñîáà÷üåãî Ñåðäöà".

Ñåãîäíÿ ìû ðàáîòàòü íå áóäåì: êðîëèê èçäîõ, à â Áîëüøîì — «Àèäà».
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"...È ïî ïîâîäó ðàâíîïðàâèÿ ïîëîâ. ß ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî æåíà èìååò ïðàâî äåëàòü âñå, ÷òî åé çàõî÷åòñÿ. Ëèøü áû ýòî áûëî âêóñíî!"
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Loanka



: 06.04.2006
: 3745
: Paris

: , 21 2009, 20:51:45     :

ß èçâèíÿþñü íàâåðíîå ñîâñåì "vieux jeu", íî ó ìåíÿ ñàìûå ÿðêèå äèàëîãè ýòî èç ñîâåòñêèõ ôèëüìîâ, íó êàìàðàäû ïîéìóò. Rolling Eyes

Õèò âñåõ âðåìåí è íàðîäîâ "Îáûêíîâåííîå ÷óäî":

- â ïîëíî÷ü, ðîâíî â ïîëíî÷ü!
- ÷òî â ïîëíî÷ü?
- ïðèõîäèòå ê àìáàðó, íå ïîæàëååòå...
<...>

- âû ñóìàñøåäøèé?
- íàïðîòèâ. ÿ òàê íîðìàëåí, ÷òî äàæå ñàì óäèâëÿþñü...
- âû íåãîäÿé!
- Äà.. à êòî íûí÷å õîðîø? Laughing

íó è äàëåå ïðî äóá-îñåë, ðå÷êó-êðåòèíêó è ïð. è ïð.

Äëÿ íîñòàëüãèðóþùèõ: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_yyivilKpo
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Ó÷åíüå — ñâåò, à íåó÷åíüå — ïðèÿòíûé ïîëóìðàê. (ñ) Æâàíåöêèé
Loanka



: 06.04.2006
: 3745
: Paris

: , 21 2009, 20:59:14     :

Êñòàòè, òàì æå åñòü ñîâåðøåííî ïîòðÿñàþùåå ïðèçíàíèå â ëþáâè, íî ýòî áóêàâàìè íå ïåðåäàøü

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LMWxOdc20I

- ÿ âñþ æèçíü ìå÷òàëà òîëüêî î ìåäâåäÿõ... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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Ó÷åíüå — ñâåò, à íåó÷åíüå — ïðèÿòíûé ïîëóìðàê. (ñ) Æâàíåöêèé
Thais



: 10.03.2005
: 2238
: Kaliningrad-Petersburg-Paris

: , 21 2009, 21:20:57     :

Èç ÿïîíñêîé ïîýçèè...

Êàê æå ïðîòèâåí
Óìíèê, äî âèíà
Íå îõî÷èé!
Ïîãëÿäèøü íà íåãî -
Îáåçüÿíà êàêàÿ-òî...
(Îòîìî Òàáèòî, VIII â.)
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Âîò òàê ýòî ïðîèñõîäèò. Âàì õî÷åòñÿ ñ êåì-òî ïîäðóæèòüñÿ. Ðàçãîâàðèâàòü âàì íåîõîòà, âñòðå÷àòüñÿ ëåíü, çâîíèòü íåêîãäà, òóñîâàòüñÿ íàäîåëî, óæèíàòü òÿæåëî, ïðèõîäèòü ñî ñâîåé äèåòîé - íåýòè÷íî, ñïàòü è ëåæàòü ñ âàìè â øèðîêîì ñìûñëå íîâûå äðóçüÿ îòêàçûâàþòñÿ, ìîë÷àòü ñ âàìè èì íå î ÷åì.  îáùåì, äðóæèòü íàäî áûëî ðàíüøå. (Ì. Æâàíåöêèé)
Loanka



: 06.04.2006
: 3745
: Paris

: , 22 2009, 10:15:21     :

Òàèñ, Îòîìó Òàáèòó çà÷îò ïîñòàâü! Laughing
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Ó÷åíüå — ñâåò, à íåó÷åíüå — ïðèÿòíûé ïîëóìðàê. (ñ) Æâàíåöêèé
Kaizer



: 18.11.2008
: 160
: Paris

: , 28 2009, 13:23:19     :

Çà 2-ìÿ çàéöàìè
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- Çäðàñüòå, Ñâèðèä Ïåòðîâè÷!
- Áîíæóð, ïðèâåòñòâóþ âàñ!
- Î, êàêîé ó âàñ êîñòþì?!
- Èç çàãðàíè÷íîãî ìàòåðèàëà.
- Íàâåðíîå äîðîãîé?
- 100! Ïëàòüå, âåäü, ïåðâîå äåëî! Ïî ïëàòüþ æ âñòðå÷àþò.
- Âåðíî, êàê îäåë æóïàí, òàê óæå è Ïàí.
- À êàê æå. Âîò ïðèìåðîì áðóêè. Êàê òðóáà ñòîÿò. Íå òàê ïîñòàâü è øî?
- Øî?
- Ôèçèîíîìèè óæå íåòó. Èëè âîò æèëåòêà. Òîæå õèòðàÿ øòóêà. Íå òîò öâåò è óæå ïðîèãðàë. Ñèìïàòèè íåò.
- ×òî-÷òî?
- Íó, íå òîò ïàðàä íà ëèöå.
- Ààààà
- Ïèíæàê åòî ãëàâíàÿ õôîðìà! Õôîðìû íåòó è ÷åëîâåêà íåòó.
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"...È ïî ïîâîäó ðàâíîïðàâèÿ ïîëîâ. ß ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî æåíà èìååò ïðàâî äåëàòü âñå, ÷òî åé çàõî÷åòñÿ. Ëèøü áû ýòî áûëî âêóñíî!"
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Princess Margaret



: 25.04.2008
: 1615
: France 69

: , 28 2009, 17:29:17     :

[quote="Kaizer"]
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So, pretty please... with sugar on top.


êëåâî Smile
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Âñå, ÿ áîãàòà. Ïîêà, íåóäà÷íèêè, ÿ âàñ âñåãäà íåíàâèäåëà! Smile

î âèíàõ ïðîñòî è ñî âêóñîì
Tina



: 10.11.2005
: 4579

: , 1 2009, 08:57:33     :

"Ïðîñòè ìåíÿ, Âàñÿ, äóðó ãðåøíóþ! È òû , Êåøà, ïðîñòè..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49P09sYohhw
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Íå áóäèòå âî ìíå ñòåðâó! Îíà è òàê, áåäíÿæêà, íå âûñûïàåòñÿ.
Kaizer



: 18.11.2008
: 160
: Paris

: , 1 2009, 15:07:54     :

Usual Suspects
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Keaton always said 'I don't believe in God but I'm afraid of him'.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdeCPGNRjOU&feature=related
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"...È ïî ïîâîäó ðàâíîïðàâèÿ ïîëîâ. ß ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî æåíà èìååò ïðàâî äåëàòü âñå, ÷òî åé çàõî÷åòñÿ. Ëèøü áû ýòî áûëî âêóñíî!"
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Kaizer



: 18.11.2008
: 160
: Paris

: , 9 2009, 22:42:27     :

Õå-õå, íàòêíóëñÿ íà ïðåäëîæåíèå... âûéòè çàìóæ ïåðåñìàòðèâàÿ "Äåëîâàÿ æåíøèíà" (Working Girl). åøå â ãîëîâó ïðèáåæàëî "Çà äâóìÿ çàéöàìè". Íî âñå ïî ïîðÿäêó...
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Mick: Tess, will you marry me?
Tess McGill: Maybe.
Mick: Ya call that an answer?
Tess McGill: You want another answer, ask another girl.
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Mick: Here we are, just the two of us. Will you marry me or what?

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è eøe.

Ãoëoõâañòoâ: Òóò ó ìeíÿ ó íóòðè, Ïðoíÿ Ïðoêoïoâía, òaêoé ñòðeìèòeëüíûé êaðaìáoëü.
ÏÏ: Aõ, eòo âñe êaâaëeðñêèe íañìeøêè. Ó âañ ñòoëüêo áaðûøeíü.
Ã: Ïðoíÿ Ïðoêoïoâía, ÿ æ íe oñòaâëþ ñâoþ äóøó ëèøü áû ãäe. Ðaçâe òoëüêo òaì, ãäe âaøa äóøa.
ÏÏ: Aõ, eñëè á çaãëÿíóòü âaì â äóøó.
Ã: Òaê âû áû òaì óâèäeëè, ÷òo çoëoòûìè, öeðêoâío-ñëaâÿíñêèìè áóêâaìè íaïèñaío "Ïðoíÿ Ïðoêoïoâía Ñèðêoâa". Eñëè á çoëoòoé êëþ÷ oò âaøeão ñeðäöa ëeæaë áû óæe â êaðìaíe (â êaðìaíe ìoeão ñeðäöa), ÿ áû êaæäóþ ìèíóòó oòêðûâaë áû eão è ñìoòðeë.
ÏÏ: Aõ, eñëè á eòo áûëo ïðaâäa.
Ã: Â ãðóäè ìoeé Âeçóâèé òaê è êëoêo÷eò. Ðeøaéòe ñóäüáó ìoþ íeùañòíóþ. Ïðoøó âañ ðóêó è ñeðäöe.
ÏÏ: Oé, ìaìa ìoÿ. Äa ëþáèòe ëè âû ìeíÿ? Íe oáìaíûâaeòe? Ìû âeäü òaê ìaëo çíaêoìû.
Ã: Òaê çíaéòe æe ÷òo ÿ íèêoãäa íe ëþáèë, íe ëþáëþ è íe ïoëþáëþ. E... oêðoìÿ âañ.
ÏÏ: Òaê ëþáèòe?
Ã: Òo eñòü ãoâoðþ âaì - êè-ïÿ-òoê.
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"...È ïî ïîâîäó ðàâíîïðàâèÿ ïîëîâ. ß ñ÷èòàþ, ÷òî æåíà èìååò ïðàâî äåëàòü âñå, ÷òî åé çàõî÷åòñÿ. Ëèøü áû ýòî áûëî âêóñíî!"
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Tina



: 10.11.2005
: 4579

: , 10 2009, 10:22:55     :

Õåõå. È âñå ýòî íà ôîíå:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAc0qe-lgho&feature=related
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Íå áóäèòå âî ìíå ñòåðâó! Îíà è òàê, áåäíÿæêà, íå âûñûïàåòñÿ.
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