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Johnny : 19.05.2006 : 470 : Grenoble
: , 13 2006, 16:37:32 : ×òîé-òî äàâíî Øòàòû íå ðóãàëè...
Çàãàäêà:
Åñëè â ñàìîëåòå àìåðèêàíñêîé êîìïàíèè ïîæèëîé ñîðîêàëåòíèé Äæîííè, óñòàâøèé â ïîëåòå, 3 ðàçà ïîöåëóåò ñâîþ æåíó (ñèäÿùóþ ðÿäîì) è ïîëîæèò åé ãîëîâó íà áåäðà, òî êàê áóäóò êëàññèôèöèðîâàíû åãî äåéñòâèÿ è ÷òî åìó ñâåòèò?
Âîò íè â æèñòü íå óãàäàåòå!
violation of the Patriot Act and 20 years in jail
http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/11/join_the_mile_h.html
Åùå çàãàäêà:
President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2008.
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp
 ñâåòå ïåðâîé çàãàäêè, óãàäàéòå ýòî õîõìà èëè íåò?
Zabougornov Äîáðûé Àäìèíèñòðàòîð (èíîãäà) : 06.03.2005 : 12000 : Îáåð-ãðóïïåí-äîöåíò, ñò. ðóêîâîäèòåëü ãðóïïû ñêîðîñòíûõ ñâèíãåðîâ, îí æå Çàáàøëåâè÷ Îöààò Ïîýëåâè÷
: , 13 2006, 17:01:42 : Re: ×òîé-òî äàâíî Øòàòû íå ðóãàëè...
Johnny (): Çàãàäêà:
Åñëè â ñàìîëåòå àìåðèêàíñêîé êîìïàíèè ïîæèëîé ñîðîêàëåòíèé Äæîííè, óñòàâøèé â ïîëåòå, 3 ðàçà ïîöåëóåò ñâîþ æåíó (ñèäÿùóþ ðÿäîì) è ïîëîæèò åé ãîëîâó íà áåäðà, òî êàê áóäóò êëàññèôèöèðîâàíû åãî äåéñòâèÿ è ÷òî åìó ñâåòèò?
Âîò íè â æèñòü íå óãàäàåòå!
violation of the Patriot Act and 20 years in jail
http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/11/join_the_mile_h.html
Íó òû æ ïîíèìàåøü ÷òî íà ñàìîì äåëå âñ¸ íå òàê ïðîèñõîäèëî....íî ðàäè õîõìû ìîæíî êîíå÷íî äåëî è òàê ïðåäñòàâèòü... _________________ A la guerre comme a la guerre èëè âòîðàÿ ðåäàêöèÿ Çàáóãîðíîâà
Zabougornov Äîáðûé Àäìèíèñòðàòîð (èíîãäà) : 06.03.2005 : 12000 : Îáåð-ãðóïïåí-äîöåíò, ñò. ðóêîâîäèòåëü ãðóïïû ñêîðîñòíûõ ñâèíãåðîâ, îí æå Çàáàøëåâè÷ Îöààò Ïîýëåâè÷
: , 13 2006, 17:11:50 : Re: ×òîé-òî äàâíî Øòàòû íå ðóãàëè...
Johnny ():
Åùå çàãàäêà:
President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2008.
http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp
 ñâåòå ïåðâîé çàãàäêè, óãàäàéòå ýòî õîõìà èëè íåò?
Íó, ïðåæäå âñåãî ñàì ýòîò ñàéò îäíà ñïëîøíàÿ õîõìà, îäíàêî ñ ïåðâîãî âçãëÿäà êàæåòñÿ ÷òî âðîäå êàêîå òî îòíîøåíèå îí èìååò ê îôèöèàëüíîìó ñàéòó Áóøà èëè òàì Áåëîãî äîìà. Âíèìàòåëüíî ïî÷èòàâ ñàéò âñ¸ ñòàíîâèòñÿ ÿñíî...
http://www.whitehouse.org/tos.asp _________________ A la guerre comme a la guerre èëè âòîðàÿ ðåäàêöèÿ Çàáóãîðíîâà
VBA : 22.11.2005 : 968
: , 19 2007, 15:18:08 :
Î÷åíü, î÷åíü çàáàâíî.
http://drugoi.livejournal.com/2232256.html
Õîðîøî, ÷òî ó êîìñîìîëüöåâ 60-õ íå áûëî ìàøèí, è îíè â êà÷åñòâå ïîñëàíèé ïîòîìêàì çàêàïûâàëè çàïèñî÷êè. Ïðàâäà, ÷òî-òî, íèêòî èõ íå îòêàïûâàåò.
Zabougornov Äîáðûé Àäìèíèñòðàòîð (èíîãäà) : 06.03.2005 : 12000 : Îáåð-ãðóïïåí-äîöåíò, ñò. ðóêîâîäèòåëü ãðóïïû ñêîðîñòíûõ ñâèíãåðîâ, îí æå Çàáàøëåâè÷ Îöààò Ïîýëåâè÷
: , 28 2009, 09:11:15 :
Çàáóãîðíîâ ðåïó ïî÷åñàë è ñêàçàë: ÍÅ ÏÎÅÄÓ!
http://www.newsru.com/world/28may2009/allienfingers.html
Ó âûåçæàþùèõ èç ÑØÀ èíîñòðàíöåâ áóäóò ñíèìàòü îòïå÷àòêè ïàëüöåâ
Ñáîð áèîìåòðè÷åñêîé èíôîðìàöèè î ïîêèäàþùèõ òåððèòîðèþ ÑØÀ èíîñòðàííûõ ãðàæäàíàõ â âîçäóøíûõ è ìîðñêèõ ïîðòàõ ñòðàíû íà÷íåò îñóùåñòâëÿòüñÿ "ãäå-òî ñ 2010 ãîäà"
Ñáîð áèîìåòðè÷åñêîé èíôîðìàöèè î ïîêèäàþùèõ òåððèòîðèþ ÑØÀ èíîñòðàííûõ ãðàæäàíàõ â âîçäóøíûõ è ìîðñêèõ ïîðòàõ ñòðàíû íà÷íåò îñóùåñòâëÿòüñÿ "ãäå-òî ñ 2010 ãîäà". Îá ýòîì ñîîáùèë íà áðèôèíãå äëÿ èíîñòðàííûõ æóðíàëèñòîâ Ðîáåðò Ìîêíè, ðóêîâîäèòåëü ïðîãðàììû US Visit, â ðàìêàõ êîòîðîé ñëóæáû, îðãàíèçàöèîííî âõîäÿùèå â ìèíèñòåðñòâî íàöèîíàëüíîé áåçîïàñíîñòè (ÌÍÁ), ñíèìàþò ó èíîñòðàíöåâ ïðè îáðàùåíèè èõ â ïîñîëüñòâà ÑØÀ çà âèçîé îòïå÷àòêè ïàëüöåâ è ôîòîãðàôèðóþò èõ.
Äî ñèõ ïîð US Visit, êîòîðóþ àäìèíèñòðàöèÿ Áóøà ââåëà â äåéñòâèå â íà÷àëå 2004 ãîäà ñ öåëüþ óêðåïëåíèÿ ïîãðàíè÷íîãî êîíòðîëÿ, ðàáîòàëà òîëüêî "íà âúåçä".
Êàê îòìåòèë Ìîêíè, ñ 28 ìàÿ â èñïûòàòåëüíîì ðåæèìå ñîòðóäíèêè ÌÍÁ íà÷íóò ñâåðÿòü îòïå÷àòêè ïàëüöåâ ñ ïîìîùüþ ïåðåíîñíîãî îáîðóäîâàíèÿ â äâóõ àýðîïîðòàõ ñòðàíû - â Àòëàíòå è Äåòðîéòå, ïåðåäàåò ÈÒÀÐ-ÒÀÑÑ. "Ýòî ïîêà íå áóäåò ïðîâåðêà â ðåæèìå ðåàëüíîãî âðåìåíè, - óòî÷íèë îí.- Ìû õîòèì îöåíèòü, êàê ïîâåäåò ñåáÿ àïïàðàòóðà íà ïðàêòèêå. Ñîîòâåòñòâóþùèå òåõíîëîãèè ìû óæå óñïåøíî èñïûòàëè ðàíåå".
Ïî ñëîâàì ãëàâû ïðîãðàììû US Visit, ÌÍÁ óæå äàâíî ïîñòàâèëî ïåðåä ñîáîé öåëü íà÷àòü ñëè÷àòü áèîìåòðè÷åñêèå äàííûå ó èíîñòðàíöåâ íå òîëüêî ïî èõ ïðèáûòèè â ÑØÀ, íî è ïðè âûåçäå. "Ýòî ïîçâîëèò íàìíîãî áûñòðåå è áîëåå àêêóðàòíî îïðåäåëèòü, ïîêèíóë ëè ñòðàíó òîò èëè èíîé èíîñòðàíåö èëè îñòàëñÿ ñâåðõ ðàçðåøåííîãî ñðîêà ïðåáûâàíèÿ, íàðóøàÿ òåì ñàìûì çàêîí", - óêàçàë Ìîêíè.
Ïîêà ýòî äåëàåòñÿ ñ ïîìîùüþ ôîðìû I-94, êîòîðàÿ çàïîëíÿåòñÿ ïðè âúåçäå è äîëæíà ñäàâàòüñÿ ïðåäñòàâèòåëÿì âîçäóøíîãî èëè ìîðñêîãî ïåðåâîç÷èêà ïðè âûåçäå èç ÑØÀ. Ïåðåâîç÷èê çàòåì íàïðàâëÿåò äàííûå ôîðìû â ÌÍÁ.
"Íî ïîðîé ñàìè ëþäè èõ òåðÿþò èëè ïåðåâîç÷èê íå ñïåøèò èõ ñäàòü, - ïîÿñíèë Ìîêíè. - Ïîñòóïëåíèå âàæíîé èíôîðìàöèè òåì ñàìûì çàäåðæèâàåòñÿ".
Íîâîââåäåíèå òàêæå ïîçâîëèò íà 100% áûòü óâåðåííûì â òîì, ÷òî ÑØÀ ïîêèäàåò èìåííî òîò ÷åëîâåê, íà èìÿ êîòîðîãî è âûïèñàí ïàñïîðò. "Äåñÿòêè ìèëëèîíîâ ïàñïîðòîâ, ïîòåðÿííûõ èëè óêðàäåííûõ, öèðêóëèðóþò ïî ìèðó, - ñêàçàë Ìîêíè.- Èìè ïîëüçóþòñÿ ïðåñòóïíèêè è òåððîðèñòû".
Ïðîâåðêà ðàáîòîñïîñîáíîñòè îáîðóäîâàíèÿ áóäåò ïðîèçâîäèòüñÿ â Àòëàíòå è Äåòðîéòå â òå÷åíèå 35 äíåé, ñêàçàë ïðåäñòàâèòåëü ÌÍÁ. Çàòåì êàêîå-òî âðåìÿ óéäåò íà àíàëèç, è ëèøü ïîñëå ýòîãî ìèíèñòåðñòâî îáíàðîäóåò ïðàâèëà, ðåãëàìåíòèðóþùèå èñïîëüçîâàíèå ýòèõ àïïàðàòîâ.
Âïîñëåäñòâèè îíè áóäóò óñòàíîâëåíû è íà ñóõîïóòíûõ ïóíêòàõ ïåðåñå÷åíèÿ ãðàíèöû. "Ìû íå îæèäàåì, ÷òî èõ ïðèìåíåíèå ïðèâåäåò ê çàäåðæêàì ïðè âûåçäå èç ñòðàíû, - îòìåòèë Ìîêíè. - Âñÿ ïðîöåäóðà çàíèìàåò íåñêîëüêî ñåêóíä". _________________ A la guerre comme a la guerre èëè âòîðàÿ ðåäàêöèÿ Çàáóãîðíîâà
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