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Esti



: 22.01.2006
: 904

: , 25 2006, 11:29:06     :

Ìàðôóøåíüêà-äóøåíüêà. ():
Âû ìíå ñíà÷àëà îáúÿñíèòå ïîäðîáíî , ÷òî ýòî çà çâåðü òàêîé, ýòîò âîÿæ, à ïîòîì ÿ âàì ñêàæó, íå èç íåãî ëè ÿ......ìîæåò æèâó ñòî ëåò íà Çåìëå è íå çíàþ, ÷òî ÿ èç âîÿæà.....
Óïñ! îáîçíàëàñü....

À Âû, ñëó÷àåì, íå ó÷åíèöà Ïðîôåññîðà Ïèìà?
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Òempora mutantur et nos mutamur in illis
ßáëîêî



: 12.03.2006
: 548
: Êèåâ - Ïàðèæ è åãî îêðåñíîñòè

: , 25 2006, 12:05:14     :

Esti ():
Ìàðôóøåíüêà-äóøåíüêà. ():
Âû ìíå ñíà÷àëà îáúÿñíèòå ïîäðîáíî , ÷òî ýòî çà çâåðü òàêîé, ýòîò âîÿæ, à ïîòîì ÿ âàì ñêàæó, íå èç íåãî ëè ÿ......ìîæåò æèâó ñòî ëåò íà Çåìëå è íå çíàþ, ÷òî ÿ èç âîÿæà.....
Óïñ! îáîçíàëàñü....



Íåà, ýòî ÿ îáîçíàëàñü Embarassed
Ìàðôóøåíüêà, áîãàòîé áóäåøü! Very Happy
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"åñëè áû Åâà íå âêóñèëà ÿáëîêî, ÷òî èíòåðåñíîãî ñëó÷èëîñü áû çà ýòè ìèëëèàðäû ëåò? Íè÷åãî." Ïàóëî Êîýëüî
Esti



: 22.01.2006
: 904

: , 25 2006, 12:23:02     :

ßáëîêî ():
Íåà, ýòî ÿ îáîçíàëàñü Embarassed
Ìàðôóøåíüêà, áîãàòîé áóäåøü! Very Happy




Question Question
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Òempora mutantur et nos mutamur in illis
Ìàðôóøåíüêà-äóøåíüêà.



: 16.08.2006
: 120
: Ïàðèæñêàÿ îáëàñòü

: , 26 2006, 06:02:17     :

ßáëîêî ():
Esti ():
Ìàðôóøåíüêà-äóøåíüêà. ():
Âû ìíå ñíà÷àëà îáúÿñíèòå ïîäðîáíî , ÷òî ýòî çà çâåðü òàêîé, ýòîò âîÿæ, à ïîòîì ÿ âàì ñêàæó, íå èç íåãî ëè ÿ......ìîæåò æèâó ñòî ëåò íà Çåìëå è íå çíàþ, ÷òî ÿ èç âîÿæà.....
Óïñ! îáîçíàëàñü....



Íåà, ýòî ÿ îáîçíàëàñü Embarassed
Ìàðôóøåíüêà, áîãàòîé áóäåøü! Very Happy



Êîãäà???????????????????????????????????Ñêîðî áóäó áîãàòîé?????????
Ýòî áûëî á òàê õîðîøî ïðè íàñòîÿùåì ïîëîæåíèè äåë......
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Íå æäè îò áëèæíåãî, ìîëè Âñåâûøíåãî.....
Stef



: 14.03.2005
: 839
: Kiev-Aveyron

: , 25 2006, 23:45:16     :

Ïîëó÷èëà ïèñüìî ñ ñàéòà çíàêîìñòâ, ïîñìîòðåëà ïðîôèëü: èòàëüÿíåö, èíòåðåñíûé, êîììåðñàíò (le commerçant), ãîâîðèò íà àíãëèéñêîì, èòàëüÿíñêîì, ðóññêîì,
(òåêñ ïèñåì ïðèâîæó â îðèãèíàëå, òî âäðóã ÷åãî íå ïîíÿëà … )
:
priviet, i'm luca italian reporter, i'll be in kiew
from 31 october, i'd like to see you. if you like,
please send me your number telephone. ok? poka Luca.


Ïîíèìàþ, ÷òî «commerçant» íå îäíî è òî æå ÷òî «reporter», ïðîâåðèëà ïî Lingvo11, óáåäèëàñü â ñâîåé ïðàâîòå, íàèâíî äóìàþ, ÷òî ýòî «íþàíñû ïðîôèëÿ».
Âûäåðæàëà ïàóçó, îòâå÷àþ, ÷òî ïî-àíãëèéñêè íå ãîâîðþ, è òàêòè÷íî óòî÷íÿþ öåëü âèçèòà…

:
priviet, Svetlana, i'll be in kiew with some friend for business. 2 of this friends are looking for 2 flats
to buy in kresciatik. i speak english and a little russian so i'll help they. we'll arrived on 31 october
and i'll phone you soon. if you have some nice girlfriends we can see ang go in restaurant together. ....i'40 and my 3 friends are 50, ok ? poka poka


Êðåùàòèê (ÿäðî Êèåâà, öåíû íå óñòóïàþò öåíàì íà íåäâèæèìîñòü â öåíòðå Ïàðèæà, ìÿãêî ãîâîðÿ, ñòðàííîå êàïèòàëîâëîæåíèå, íî ó êàæäîãî ñâîè ñîîáðàæåíèÿ, âåæëèâî èíòåðåñóþñü, íóæíà ëè èì ïîìîùü ïðîôåññèîíàëüíûõ ðèýëòåðîâ - ìîèõ äðóçåé) – ÷óâñòâóþ äâóñìûñëåííîñòü, íî åùå îïÿòü æå íàèâíî ïîëàãàþ, ÷åëîâåê åäåò ïî áèçíåñó, ìîæåò äåéñòâèòåëüíî íå õî÷åò ñòàâèòü ìåíÿ â íåëîâêîå ïîëîæåíèå â ìóæñêîé êîìïàíèè…

È îòâå÷àþ, ÷òî ìîÿ ïîäðóãà ñâîáîäíî ãîâîðèò íà àíãëèéñêîì. (Ýðóäèðîâàííàÿ, èíòåðåñíàÿ ñîáåñåäíèöà, ïî÷åìó áû íå ïîêàçàòü Êèåâ - êðàñîòèùà, âñå â çîëîòå - áàáüå ëåòî, ñàìà äàâíåíüêî óæå íå áûëà íà Àíäðååâñêîì è â Ëàâðå), ïîëó÷àþ îòâåò:

:
Good morning Svetlana, thanks for you help but for the real estate we are ok, we don't need of help, it's
all planning in advance. My friends (and me..) like to meet nice woman to go out in restaurant and club. If you
can help us you will be very nice. I'm tall (192 ,sportman) and i like nice woman thin and tall...(i speak
a little Russian so if don't speak english is no problem).ok ? thanks, when you will came in italy i'll be your
italian guide . poka poka


ìà÷î îêàçûâàåòñÿ ìà×ÌÎì… ëàäíî, õî÷åøü äâóñìûñëåííîñòè ( Evil or Very Mad ) «èõ åñòü ó ìåíÿ»…

:
Good afternoon Luca!
How are you?
You will be for first time in Kiev?
Kiev is famous for nice women. You speak in Russian, therefore you will not have problems with lack of nice women to go out in restaurants and clubs.

Probably I shall yours guide in Kiev.

But I am contrast of the woman which is pleasant to you. I am not tall (162) and plump woman.
See you later


:
Priviet, i know in kiew there are a lot of nice women . i have been 3 times. you are not the right woman
for me... i'm tall but may be yes for my friend.... so we can se in a group and take a coffe.. and after
see .. if you have a nice girlfriend for.. me...why not? bye Luca.

Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad
Îò òàêîé íàãëîñòè âñÿ ìîÿ äåëèêàòíîñòü óëåòó÷èëàñü, ñåêñòóðèñò ... à çàìîðî÷êè î ïîêóïêå êâàðòèð íà Êðåùàòèêå íà êîãî ðàññ÷èòàíû? Çà Îò÷èçíó îáèäíî ñòàëî, çà íàøèõ äåâ÷îíîê.
«Áîãàòûå» ìåíû, òàê äðåâíþþ ïðîôåññèþ íèêòî íå îòìåíÿë - ñïðîñ ðîæäàåò ïðåäëîæåíèå! ×åãî æå òû, ìà×ÌÎ, õî÷åøü îêàçàòü ñâîèì 50ëåòíèì «áèçíåñìåíàì» «ðàçíîïëàíîâûå» óñëóãè … ?!? È â ýòîò ìîìåíò ÿ ïîæàëåëà, ÷òî êðàñíîðå÷èâûé ìàò îòíîñèòñÿ ê íåïåðåâîäèìîé íàöèîíàëüíîé ëåêñèêå…

:
Good evening Luca!
How are you?

Welcome to Kiev!
I like to communicate with interesting people, and learn their culture.
we will arrange on the phone. we will meet. Though old friends and old wine are best. Why not?

Arrivederci!


Êàê ìîé àíãëèéñêèé ñëîã?
Ñëàâà Áîãó, ïåðåïèñêà íà ýòîì ïðåêðàòèëàñü, íî îñòàëñÿ îñàäîê, êàê áóäòî îáëèëè âåäðîì ïîìîåâ … ïðîòèâíî … ñëîâ íåò ... Crying or Very sad
Donna Rosa
Çíàòîê äèêèõ îáåçüÿí


: 22.01.2006
: 1383
: Èç Áðàçèëèè, åñåñåííî...

: , 26 2006, 05:46:29     :

Ñòåôà, äîðîãàÿ, íó äà áðîñü òû... Âñå òóò øèòî áåëûìè íèòêàìè, ïðîñòî ìóæè÷îê íå ìîã ñðàçó æå â ïåðâîì ïèñüìå îòêðûòî ñêàçàòü "åäó òðàõàòüñÿ, íå çàõî÷åøü ëè ïîäåëèòüñÿ, äîðîãàÿ, ñâîèì òåëîì ñ îäíèì ñòàðåþùèì èòàëüÿíñêèì ìà÷î?" Âîò è âîçíèêëà êâàðòèðà íà Êðåùàòèêå, èáî íèêàêîé äðóãîé óëèöû îí, ñóäÿ ïî âñåìó, ïðîñòî íå çíàåò, à íàäî âûãëÿäåòü ïðàâäîïîäîáíî.
Îí óæå òðè âîÿæà ñäåëàë, âèäàòü, ïîíðàâèëîñü, âîò è øëåò òåïåðü ïèñüìà ïà÷êàìè, àâîñü, ãäå è îáëîìèòñÿ... òû-òî òóò ïðè ÷åì? Ýòî íå òâîè "ïîìîè", òàê ÷òî çàáóäü è íå âñïîìèíàé.
À ïîëèãëîò ýòîò - õðåíîâ, è ïî-àíãëèéñêè-òî ïèñàòü áåç îøèáîê íå óìååò, à óæ â ðóññêîì, íåáîñü, òîëüêî "ïîêà-ïîêà" äà "ÿ òåáÿ ëþáëþ" çíàåò, íî, ñóäÿ ïî âñåìó, â ïðåäûäóùèõ âîÿæàõ ýòîãî õâàòàëî, âîò è õâàëèòñÿ òåïåðü "ÿ ïî-ðóññêè ãîâîðþ" Razz
 îáùåì, çàáóäü èäèîòà, äîðîãàÿ... èç-çà êàæäîãî ïðèäóðêà â Èíåòå íå íàïåðåæèâàåøüñÿ.
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Êàê ñþäà ïîïàëà ýòîò ñýð? (ñ) Áðàññåò
Áåàòðè÷å



: 09.05.2005
: 721

: , 26 2006, 08:54:37     :

Ñâåò, òàì æå ñ ïåðâîãî ïðàêòè÷åñêè ñîîáùåíèÿ óñ¸ ïîíÿòíî Smile Òû íå ðàññòðàèâàéñÿ, ïî-êðàéíåé ìåðå, ÷åë îòêðîâåíåí, à ìîã áû çàáèòü ãîëîâó ïîèñêàìè êâàðòèð íà Êðåùàòèêå, ëþáîâüþ äî ãðîáà ê òåáå èëè ê óêðàèíñêîé êóëüòóðå, à ïîòîì, êîãäà áû òû ñ íîã ñáèëàñü â ïîèñêàõ íóæíîé èíôîðìàöèè, ïðèåõàë è çàíèìàëñÿ òåì, çà÷åì, ñîáñòâåííî è ïðèåõàë, â ÒÎÁÎÉ íàéäåííîé êâàðòèðå, ìåæäó ïðî÷åì. Ìàòîì åãî íàäî áûëî, ìàòîì, èíòåðíàöèîíàëüíûì!
À ÷åãî òåáå îáèäíî çà äåâî÷åê, äåâî÷êè ñàìè íà òàêèõ âîò âåøàþòñÿ, ñàìîëè÷íî îäíàæäû íàáëþäàëà òàêîé ïðîöåññ, ïîåäàÿ ïèööó, óæ ÷åãî òàêîãî, êàêèõ ïåðôîðìàíñîâ îò ýòèõ ïåðåçðåëûõ ãîâíþêîâ îæèäàþò?.. È äåâî÷êè, è íå äåâî÷êè? Íåóæåëè ðîìàíòèêè... Shocked À ìóæèêîâ-òî â ìèðå - çàâàëèñü! Wink
Zabougornov
Äîáðûé Àäìèíèñòðàòîð (èíîãäà)


: 06.03.2005
: 12000
: Îáåð-ãðóïïåí-äîöåíò, ñò. ðóêîâîäèòåëü ãðóïïû ñêîðîñòíûõ ñâèíãåðîâ, îí æå Çàáàøëåâè÷ Îöààò Ïîýëåâè÷

: , 26 2006, 09:43:09     :

Äà ýòîò èòàëüÿíåö àíãëèéñêèì òîëêîì íå âëàäååò, ñðàçó âèäíî - ñåðäöååä, àôåðèñò êîðî÷å....

"priviet, i'm luca italian reporter, i'll be in kiew
from 31 october, i'd like to see you. if you like,
please send me your (number telephone)(phone number). ok? poka Luca."

priviet, Svetlana, i'll be in kiew with some friend for business. 2 of this friends are looking for 2 flats
to buy in kresciatik. i speak english and (a little russian) Russian a little so i'll help (they) them. we'll (arrived) arrive on 31 october and i'll phone you soon. if you have some nice (girlfriends) girls we can see them(?) (ang) and go (in) to a restaurant together. ....i'40 and my 3 friends are 50, ok ? poka poka

Good morning Svetlana, thanks for you help but for the real estate we are ok, we don't need of help, (it's all planning in advance) not clear. My friends (and me..) like to meet a nice woman to go out in a restaurant and club. If you can help us (you) it will be very nice. I'm tall (192 ,sportman/sportsman) and i like nice (woman) women, thin and tall...(i speak (a little Russian) Russian a little so if they don't speak english (is no) it is not a problem).ok ? thanks, when you will (came) come in italy i'll be youritalian guide . poka poka
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A la guerre comme a la guerre èëè âòîðàÿ ðåäàêöèÿ Çàáóãîðíîâà


: Zabougornov (, 26 2006, 09:43:59), 1
Loanka



: 06.04.2006
: 3745
: Paris

: , 26 2006, 09:43:13     :

Stef, íó ÷òî òû â ñàìîì äåëå! Ïîäóìàåøü, îãðàíè÷åí! Ìàò òåì è õîðîø, ÷òî åãî íà ëþáîì ÿçûêå ïîéìóò, ïîñëàëà áû åãî ïî-íàøåìó, ïî-áðàçèëüñêè!!! Laughing Îïÿòü æå, äîáðîå äåëî - ÷åëîâåê óâåëè÷èò ñâîé ëèòòë áèò èí ðàøí. Very Happy
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Ó÷åíüå — ñâåò, à íåó÷åíüå — ïðèÿòíûé ïîëóìðàê. (ñ) Æâàíåöêèé
Áåàòðè÷å



: 09.05.2005
: 721

: , 26 2006, 09:59:12     :

Loanka ():
Îïÿòü æå, äîáðîå äåëî - ÷åëîâåê óâåëè÷èò ñâîé ëèòòë áèò èí ðàøí. Very Happy


Àãà, ïðè÷¸ì áåç îïåðàöèè ...

Âñ¸, ïàöòóëîì Laughing .
Loanka



: 06.04.2006
: 3745
: Paris

: , 26 2006, 10:08:27     :

Áåàòðè÷å ():

Âñ¸, ïàöòóëîì Laughing .


Óæå?! Òåìà òîëüêî íà÷èíàåòñÿ... Wink Very Happy
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Ó÷åíüå — ñâåò, à íåó÷åíüå — ïðèÿòíûé ïîëóìðàê. (ñ) Æâàíåöêèé
Zabava



: 09.03.2005
: 3059

: , 26 2006, 10:12:08     :

ß ïðîñòî íåãîäóþ Twisted Evil Ñòåô, òû ÷å åìó íå ñêàçàëà íàñ÷åò ôàê þñåëô, äàðëèíã â ïîñëåäíì ïèñüìå? Îí çàñëóæèë, ìåðçàâåö... Ïîðà óæå ïðîâîäèòü íàøèõ ñëàâÿíñêèõ ñòðàíàõ òðåíèíãè ïî ïîäíÿòèþ ñàìîîöåíêè äëÿ æåíùèí, ÷òîáû ýòè ñåêñ òóðèñòû ïîóòèõëè. À òî àáûäíà
    e-mail
Stef



: 14.03.2005
: 839
: Kiev-Aveyron

: , 26 2006, 11:38:47     :

Ðåáÿòà, ñïàñèáî, íàñìåÿëàñü îò äóøè!

ß ñòàðàþñü ê ëþäÿì îòíîñèòñÿ òàê æå, êàê õîòåëà áû, ÷òî áû îíè îòíîñèëèñü êî ìíå, è ïî ïðèíöèïó "õóäîæíèêà îáèäåòü ìîæåò êàæäûé" - ðåøèëà ïðîÿâèòü òàêò, ïîñîâåòîâàòüñÿ ñî çíàþùèìè (è àíãëèéñêèé â òîì ÷èñëå), äà è îïóñêàòüñÿ äî óðîâíÿ õàìñòâà íå õî÷åòñÿ.

Donna Rosa, Áåàòðè÷å, ñïàñèáî çà ïîíèìàíèå è ïîääåðæêó. Smile

Íèêòî áû åìó èíôîðìàöèþ íå èñêàë è òåì áîëåå êâàðòèðó, ÿ - àëüòðóèñò, íî íå äî òàêîé ñòåïåíè, ìàêñèìóì ññûëêà íà ñàéò äðóæåñòâåííîé ôèðìû.

Zabougornov, ïðèÿòíà ñîëèäàðíîñòü ñèëüíîé ïîëîâèíû... Embarassed
merci bien, îòñóòñòâèå îøèáîê â ìîèõ àíãëèéñêèõ îïóñàõ ïðèíèìàþ, êàê êîìïëèìåíò Wink

Loanka, âíîøó ðàöïðåäëîæåíèå, êàê åäèíîìûøëåííèê, êîòîðûé æåëàåò ïîçíàêîìèòñÿ, íà÷èíàåì òåìó îáìåíà îïûòîì "ïî-íàøåìó, ïî-áðàçèëüñêè" Wink Laughing

Zabava ():
Ïîðà óæå ïðîâîäèòü íàøèõ ñëàâÿíñêèõ ñòðàíàõ òðåíèíãè ïî ïîäíÿòèþ ñàìîîöåíêè äëÿ æåíùèí, ÷òîáû ýòè ñåêñ òóðèñòû ïîóòèõëè.

Ïîääåðæèâàþ îäíîçíà÷íî!!! Îñîáåííî èäåþ ïîïîëíåíèÿ èíòåðíàöèîíàëüíîãî ëåêñèêîíà! Laughing

Åùå ðàç îãðîìíîå ñïàñèáî çà îòëè÷íîå íàñòðîåíèå!!!
Zabougornov
Äîáðûé Àäìèíèñòðàòîð (èíîãäà)


: 06.03.2005
: 12000
: Îáåð-ãðóïïåí-äîöåíò, ñò. ðóêîâîäèòåëü ãðóïïû ñêîðîñòíûõ ñâèíãåðîâ, îí æå Çàáàøëåâè÷ Îöààò Ïîýëåâè÷

: , 26 2006, 11:45:14     :

Stef ():

Zabougornov, ïðèÿòíà ñîëèäàðíîñòü ñèëüíîé ïîëîâèíû... Embarassed
merci bien, îòñóòñòâèå îøèáîê â ìîèõ àíãëèéñêèõ îïóñàõ ïðèíèìàþ, êàê êîìïëèìåíò Wink

Òû ìåíÿ êîíå÷íî èçâèíè, íî ó òåáÿ òîæå åñòü îøèáêè. Íî ñìûñë ñêàçàííîãî ïîíÿòåí.
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A la guerre comme a la guerre èëè âòîðàÿ ðåäàêöèÿ Çàáóãîðíîâà
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Ñòåôî÷êà, ïðàëüíà Çàáàâà íàïèñàëà, íàäî áûëî åìó ôàêîâ ïîñëàòü ïîáîëå. Ó ìåíÿ òóò íå äíÿõ ïîäðóãà ïðèåäåò,ñïåöèàëèñòêà ïî èòàëüÿíñêèì íåöåíçóðíûì âûðàæåíèÿì, ìû ìîæåì ñîñòàâèòü îòâåò êàçàêîâ íà ïèñüìî òóðåöêîãî ñóëòàíà. Cool
À âîîáùå, âñåõ èòàëòÿíöåâ ïåíñèîííîãî âîçðàñòà, êîòîðûå " ïî áèçíåñó" â Êèåâ çà÷àñòèëè è èùóò "âûñîêèõ" îòíîøåíèé â äåâóøêàìè â 2 ðàçà ìëàäøå ñåáÿ-â ñàä. Evil or Very Mad
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Íå áóäèòå âî ìíå ñòåðâó! Îíà è òàê, áåäíÿæêà, íå âûñûïàåòñÿ.
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